2. @JillianMichaels: Perspective
3. @shondarhimes: If I hear 1 more dumbass say we must be protected from transgender peeps using a bathroom... Let's protect transgender peeps from dumbasses.
4. @CommonWhiteGirl: My wedding vows
5. @ATHighmore: I think people who are different don't know they are different because they have nothing to compare it to.
6. @XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: *stands on the bathroom scale* What's this do?
5-year-old: it makes Dad sad.
Nailed it.
7. @TheEllenShow: Yes, I have great hair. No, I am not Becky.
8. @katyperry: Made a sandwich, baby-wiped my laptop and grabbed my noise cancelling headphones. Going in. Lemonade.
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